Maria Bello
Nude

It’s no surprise that men want to scream out Maria Bello‘s name. It’s natural, considering her suggestive moniker and breathtakingly boobilicious blonde beauty. Nobody would possibly chew off a paw to get away from the magnificent Maria in Coyote Ugly (2000). She’s quite the pretty bitch as the canine-named club’s proprietress. Mar debuted her addictive sac smack as a former junky in Permanent Midnight (1998) with Ben Stiller and followed up by baring her pointy pair again as a karaoke-addicted cutie in Duets (2000). Maria gives a most titillating performance as the swinging sex goddess of Bob Crane‘s dreams in Auto Focus (2000). Her character, Sigrid Valdis (best known as the hard-on-inducing, bosom-heaving Hilda of Hogan’s Heroes fame), gets kinky with Colonel Klink and Sergeant Schultz, begging to be ravaged in a red bustier and garter-belted stockings. A tender flash of Maria’s tasty pink nip is the cherry topper on this nasty Nazi fantasy sequence. In addition, Maria brings naked heat to The Cooler (2003), a high-stakes gambling drama wherein she rewards dice-thrower William H. Macy with a bedroom tumble featuring a jackpot of T&A. Maria’s penchant for challenging and provocative roles landed her in the David Cronenberg feature A History of Violence (2005), in which she displays some great full-frontal nudity and has wonderfully violent sex with Viggo Mortensen on the stairs. In 2013 Maria revealed she was in a long-term lesbian relationship with social activist Clare Munn. Both men and women can enjoy the view of Maria’s above and bello!